Senõr Smarty Pantaloons
Regina Davis and Carolyn Royer Spencer

Lord Computesalot, Ruler of Aurora Bullyalis, and His Secret Quest to End Bullying

As the first Foxaloon student awaited her question from Senor Smarty Pantaloons, snoopy Miss Foxanna spotted a large basket of jellybeans in all different colors that Superintendent Wolfson had placed on a small table onstage. This was supposed to be one of the prizes for the winning school. Foxanna had a sudden urge to gobble up all of the black licorice jellybeans. As she sneaked her long, manicured claws into the basket to grab a pawful of jellybeans, the clumsy principal knocked the basket over and spilled jellybeans all over the stage floor!

Greedy Foxanna Powerpaws quickly grabbed and gulped down the licorice jellybeans as fast as she possibly could.

Her furry friend Wolverina Woollyclaws shouted loudly, "Stop eating that candy, Foxanna! It was meant for the winning students. Look at yourself. You're fat enough already. You look like a fat pig!"

Lord Computesalot's Quintessential Quest to Banish Bullies

In Aurora Bullyalis there's a river called Bully Bay
Which flows with loving thoughts all night and day.
On the flowing river by the banks of Bully Bay
There are three sailing ships heading your way.
With integrity, honesty, and kindness galore
The rippling waves echo,"Bully no more!"
Currents of kindness lead to the bigger ocean of life
And help to deal with problems and strife.

Imagine the ripple effect from the little waves of blue.
Little things you do for others will come back to you.
Smarty Pantaloons helps us to be kind to all we meet,
Cyborgeon shows us honesty that makes life complete,
Lord Computesalot shows how integrity leads the way,
And, as a model leader, shows his non-bullying way.
Little fish are surfing on waves in Bully Bay
Heading to the ocean, bringing love and peace to stay.


Senor Smarty Pantaloons and the Mystery of the Missing Teachers

Everyone was anxious to get to Foxaloon Elementary on Thursday morning. As most of the teachers had feared, two more teachers were missing! The situation had now turned into a real mystery. The secretary called the police. "It's a missing persons emergency!" she shouted. The police conducted a search of the school building and all of the missing teachers' homes, but they were nowhere to be found! What happened to the four missing teachers?